Thanks to ScaryDuck's blog's celebrity method of rating stuff. My contribution.
Eamonn (if I was a toffee I'd eat myself) Holmes oiling himself up and stretching over a 'Hostess Trolley' whilst fashion victim extraordinaire Gok Wan ( allright girlfriend) accessorizes his smug fat friend's low hanging fruit with a 'cream pie' while wearing Beyonce style silk hotpants. Yeah - go girl!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Newton Abbot Web cams
Why hasn't our lovely village of Scabbot got a webcam?
Surely this marvel of modern technology would transform our tourist industry. Perhaps I should contact the local Devon mafiosi (or town council) as it likes to present itself and suggest they expose our delights to the world?
Who could fail to be entranced by the multistory car park with its trailing plant things, blackened by fumes? Or the newly painted 1950s eyesore offices. Better still why not site the camera near our scintillating hot spot - the night club Rafters. Or as it is know locally 'Shafters'. Then of course there could be another 'scabcam' on the street of a thousand take-aways, or as that is commonly known 'The Vomitarium'.
The high class buzz of an average evening there is going to make New York webcams look pretty silly I can tell you.
It's got to be a winner of an idea I think.
Surely this marvel of modern technology would transform our tourist industry. Perhaps I should contact the local Devon mafiosi (or town council) as it likes to present itself and suggest they expose our delights to the world?
Who could fail to be entranced by the multistory car park with its trailing plant things, blackened by fumes? Or the newly painted 1950s eyesore offices. Better still why not site the camera near our scintillating hot spot - the night club Rafters. Or as it is know locally 'Shafters'. Then of course there could be another 'scabcam' on the street of a thousand take-aways, or as that is commonly known 'The Vomitarium'.
The high class buzz of an average evening there is going to make New York webcams look pretty silly I can tell you.
It's got to be a winner of an idea I think.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Jedi Mind Trick Redux No.10
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business. Move along, move along
Obi-Wan: Move along, move along
Stormtrooper: Have a nice day now.
Obi-Wan: Have a nice day now.
Stormtrooper: Actually, these are the Droids you're looking for.
Obi-Wan: Actually, these are the Droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: And I'm a fugitive Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan: And I'm a fugitive Jedi Knight
Stormtropper: Okay - you're all under arrest.
A silent pause as Obi-Wan turns to Luke.
Obi-Wan: What just happened then?
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business. Move along, move along
Obi-Wan: Move along, move along
Stormtrooper: Have a nice day now.
Obi-Wan: Have a nice day now.
Stormtrooper: Actually, these are the Droids you're looking for.
Obi-Wan: Actually, these are the Droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: And I'm a fugitive Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan: And I'm a fugitive Jedi Knight
Stormtropper: Okay - you're all under arrest.
A silent pause as Obi-Wan turns to Luke.
Obi-Wan: What just happened then?
Echo Chamber people
A person who totally, obsequiously agrees with everything another person says.
“During the meeting my boss Jeremy calls on Jason, who’s a well-known management echo chamber to ask if Jason thinks the Company’s new and much stricter internet policy is a fair one. The rest of us spend the remainder of the meeting retching at the resultant tsunami of blatant ass-smooching.”
Brilliant stuff from The Urban Dictionary
Brilliant stuff from The Urban Dictionary
"Life at the pixelface isn't all it's clicked up to be"
http://www.urbandictionary.com
Now this is what I call a real time-waster site designed to suck you into eye-watering, click-o-holic, web trance-coma.
I was so into it in about 30 seconds flat that I think my entire metabolism slowed and then stopped.
When I came round, it was a different day.
Now this is what I call a real time-waster site designed to suck you into eye-watering, click-o-holic, web trance-coma.
I was so into it in about 30 seconds flat that I think my entire metabolism slowed and then stopped.
When I came round, it was a different day.
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