Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Afghan Police get high

The news reports this morning say that 40% of Afghan Policemen test positive for cannabis or opium.
I gotta say, if I was an Afghan Policeman I'd need a f**king joint to get me through the day too!

Frankly, I'd need to be blasted right out of my fkin head and off the this whole planet to get through to my first coffee (arabgold instant) and Fag (Scimitar Kings full strength) break back at the station*.

* For 'station'read, barbed wire and rubble enclave surrounded by semtex encased wannabies looking for a short cut to half a doz virgins.

Friday, February 06, 2009

Jedi Mind Trick Redux

This is what I've been doing lately. (I need to get out more)


Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Monday, February 02, 2009

Snappy Wisdom (or trite observations)

"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." - Charles Bukowski


"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck." -- Willy (Night of the Comet)


"Having a bad day? It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle." -- Dr. John D. Taylor



"This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence." - Vyvian, The Young Ones (episode: Bambi)
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"Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light."