Monday, August 04, 2008

THE URBAN JEDI



It's very satisfying to hummmm gently with a slight pulsating cadence. Thereby creating a soft 'light sabre' effect that you can enjoy in the office, on the train or bus or (if you're feeling mischievous) during important meetings.

I highly recommend it as it not only sooths the soul, it summons The Force, confuses radar, mystifies friends and colleagues and, best of all, provides a subtle internal massage.

My time here is not wasted.

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