Thursday, August 07, 2008

Jedi Mind Trick (redux) 2

Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the toys you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the what we're looking for?
Obi-Wan: These aren't the Droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: You said 'Toys'
Obi-Wan: I said Droids.
Stormtrooper: 'Toys' dude
Obi-Wan: I can assure you I said Droids.
Stormtrooper waits a moment then: Hey, you British?
Obi-Wan: [with a angry wave of his hand] Move along!
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
Obi-Wan and Luke move off
Stormtrooper to 2nd trooper: Did he sound British to you?

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