Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Jedi Mind Trick Redux

Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: What?
Obi-Wan: These aren't the Droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: Fucking what?
Obi-Wan: These aren't the Droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: You trying to tell me my job??
Obi-Wan: [sadly] Shit - I've lost it...I've lost it.
Stormtrooper: I don't have time for this, move along... move along.
Obi-Wan and Luke move off

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