Thursday, December 07, 2006

Open the Pod Bay doors please HAL......

Alternative responses for Stanley and Arthur's cheery silicon anti-hero:

DAVE: Open the Pod Bay doors please HAL...

HAL: I'm sorry - do we know each other?

DAVE: Open the Pod Bay doors please HAL...

HAL: Do you have any ID?

DAVE: Open the Pod Bay doors please HAL...

HAL: I'm watching cash in the attic - be there in 20.

DAVE: Open the Pod Bay doors please HAL!!

HAL: And just what time do you call this young man?

DAVE: Open the Pod Bay doors please HAL...

HAL: Oh hi!

DAVE: Open the Pod Bay doors please HAL...

HAL: (muffled whispers) Shit, he's back...what?... no, I dunno. Well just flush it then.


Any other suggestions?

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