Assisting Amy Lee of Evanesence

I overheard Charlie Fox and ted Badger having this conversation. I think it says much about their maturity and level of 'swiftian' wit.

Ted Badger says: Am giving some serious volume to the new Evanescence cd

Charlie Fox says: Any good?

Ted Badger says: I bought it on the strength of the single which is 'kin ace. First found rest of album too same-y. But have grown to love it now. You'll love the pic of Amy Lee inside the booklet

Ted Badger says: will scan in amy for you (I say)

Charlie Fox says: Please do...

Ted Badger says: brace yourself - email incoming

Charlie Fox says: Crikey Ted.. she looks distinctly mischevious doesn't she? Do you think she is saying, "Go on, you know you want to?"

Ted Badger says: I bet she's a handful... or two

Charlie Fox says: I would mind her handling us two...

Ted Badger says: In case they'd shifted out-a whack during her performance you mean?

Charlie Fox says: Precisely - do you think Fox and Badger could get a job doing that for her, ie: Scott Gorham's roadie who used to pull his hair out of the strings during Thin Lizzy concerts?

Ted Badger says: So basically we'd be.... Boob wranglers? Sound good to me :))) LOL

Charlie Fox says: Snigger!

Ted Badger says: I can't breath - laughing too much

Charlie Fox says: You've started me off you SOB

Charlie Fox says: Amy Lee's boob wranglers. Fuckk me that IS a job

Ted Badger says: Imagine telling people that in the pub. the place would go silent in awe. We'd be heroes to teenage boys around the world

Charlie Fox says: Or telling your grandson as he sits gazing at you by a roaring fire..."i remember once at hammy odeon when amy's left one started showing it's lovely pale face, I had to run on from stage left, put down my bottle of Magners...

Ted Badger says: But grandfather... wouldn't your hand be slightly chilled from the bottle of mangers?

Charlie Fox says: All the better for 'enhancing' her performance. And for giving you somewhere to hang your towel

Ted Badger says: I think that conversation will have to go on the blog.