"Life at the pixelface isn't all it's clicked up to be"

http://www.urbandictionary.com

Now this is what I call a real time-waster site designed to suck you into eye-watering, click-o-holic, web trance-coma.
I was so into it in about 30 seconds flat that I think my entire metabolism slowed and then stopped.

When I came round, it was a different day.