Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Jedi Mind Trick Redux 6
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: What droids we're looking for?
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: I never mentioned any droids.
Obi-Wan: Didn't you?.
Stormtrooper: Nope.
Obi-Wan: You sure?
Stormtrooper: I just flagged you down and said 'good afternoon gentlemen'.
Obi-Wan: Oh.
Stormtrooper: Then you launched into this shit about droids.
Obi-Wan: (anxiously)He can go about his business - move along?
Stormtrooper: You ain't going nowhere. Tell me more about these droids.
Obi-Wan: (sighing to Luke) Bollux - I fucked that up.
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