Home DIY Lipo-suction kit. 'Take that weight of your mind while the Blubber-Sucker4000 takes the fat out of your thighs!'
Home DIY Retina laser surgery kit. 'Fun for all the family! (may contain potentialy occular damaging processes and materials.)'
Novelty Colostomy bags (would have goldfish or novelties in etc - bit like snodomes). 'Don't let disability stop you making a splash this Christmas!'
Cat Juggling for beginners, kit. 'Labaratory-bred cat-substitutes in every box'
World's first Home mini Nuclear power plant (pay-off line: and you get a FREE TAN!)
Lifestyle themed Tazer-guns. for example: 'The new Lady-Tazer lite! Small enough to slip in your purse - powerful enough to floor any burly attacker! Now in soft pink or Laura Ashley finish.'
The Nipple-Budy. An end to jogger's nipple with the easy to use all natural, clamp-on, chemically impregnated Nipple-relaxant system.
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